(I did write once that the Fighting Fantasy 2d6 is a gateway dice to more hardcore polyhedrons, how I chortled at that one! But oops, it's real).
But the Great Work is not yet over... what else will there be to put on my epitaph?
|"Any room for one mooooooore?"|
|You know the roller ruler come out for this one too.|
|Have you really looked at it though?|
|Illustrator Kevin Bulmer has precisely captured the moment when the bullets come shooting out of this gun. What have YOU done lately?|
|The aluminium-foil ducts really give it that "B-movie" feel.|
|Never thought I'd say it, but the American cover is better.|
|I tell ya! Today's virus got it tougher than evah!|
|The Interceptor - it fits exactly one sack of grain, propped up in the passenger seat like a person.|
|Dartin Shot. They call me "Star". As in "star shot". Which means, like, "good shot".|
I am good at shots. Am like a Hollywood star, of shots. Shot celebrity.
I can shoot darts.
|Come on, they're not called "Spare Wheels" you damn nerds. Do some research.|
|In my version of Freeway Fighter, Dartin Shot threw away the grain.|
When life gives you New Barbarians... just take a moment to appreciate that at least there's no fukken five-oh breathin' down ya neck, ya feel me?
|People used to take a bit of pride, you know?|
|Given that this book was written by an Englishman in 1985, I can only conclude that the character of "Sinclair" is a reference to the great British inventor and lap-dance enthusiast, Sir Clive Sinclair.|
|It's Leonardi! Love that guy.|
|Might coulda strapped a rocket launcher on one of these bad boys instead.|
|This message is brought to you by That Skeleton with the Weird Bosom Portholes from The New Barbarians.|
|The SLAMMIN' BODZ Report is brought to you by modern-day Right Said Fred.|
|Vincente "Kid Panther" Cobretti|